Fergus Sugarplum Sandwich
Not every dude dog could successfully pull off pretty pink shades. But me? I’ve got what it takes to make it happen. 

It = Be handsome as heck in lady shades. 

Doin’ it.

Not every dude dog could successfully pull off pretty pink shades. But me? I’ve got what it takes to make it happen.

It = Be handsome as heck in lady shades.

Doin’ it.

What? Everybody yawrns.

What? Everybody yawrns.

This weekend, my BFF Olive and I ganged up on this lippy lab puppy. He thought he was the boss, but he was so wrong. We told him all about how wrong he was … And then chased him a little extra for good measure. Frenchie power!

This weekend, my BFF Olive and I ganged up on this lippy lab puppy. He thought he was the boss, but he was so wrong. We told him all about how wrong he was … And then chased him a little extra for good measure. Frenchie power!

Please. Don’t. Stop. The belly scratches. Both of you. This is like … 

Like, I’m not really sure what heaven might be like? I imagine kibble on every surface. Floors made of peanut butter filled bones. Floors you can pee on if you want and still be a good boy. Squeaky toys of every shape a d size. Bright patches of sunshine for napping in. And … This! 

Double hand upright belly scratches. Heaven.

Please. Don’t. Stop. The belly scratches. Both of you. This is like …

Like, I’m not really sure what heaven might be like? I imagine kibble on every surface. Floors made of peanut butter filled bones. Floors you can pee on if you want and still be a good boy. Squeaky toys of every shape a d size. Bright patches of sunshine for napping in. And … This!

Double hand upright belly scratches. Heaven.

Sometimes I have the energies and hafta beat up my bed. Today was one of those days. 

Sorry I’m not sorry!

Sometimes I have the energies and hafta beat up my bed. Today was one of those days.

Sorry I’m not sorry!

You want to give me your bagel. You 100% want to give me your bagel. Can you feel yourself wanting to bagel me? Oh yes … That is want you want. Trust … 

… Crap … I blinked. You’re prolly not hypnotized. Dang it. 

Bagel? Please?

You want to give me your bagel. You 100% want to give me your bagel. Can you feel yourself wanting to bagel me? Oh yes … That is want you want. Trust …

… Crap … I blinked. You’re prolly not hypnotized. Dang it.

Bagel? Please?

Feeling a case of the glamor drams coming on. They make me stare meaningfully into the distance and drop some heavy sighs. 

Siiiiiiiigh!

Feeling a case of the glamor drams coming on. They make me stare meaningfully into the distance and drop some heavy sighs.

Siiiiiiiigh!

Because only jerkfaces don’t smile for the camera. Amayeright?

Because only jerkfaces don’t smile for the camera. Amayeright?

The beach is basically my favorite thing ever. Even though water is scary. I like strutting and rolling in sand. I like finding crunchy things in the sand — like crabbies and seaweeds and sometimes even more exciting things! — and pouncing on little kiddies who are sitting in the sand. They’re so deliciously pounce-able!
I love all of those things so much that I don’t even mind when sometimes I get sand in my eyes. No biggie. 

The beach is basically my favorite thing ever. Even though water is scary. I like strutting and rolling in sand. I like finding crunchy things in the sand — like crabbies and seaweeds and sometimes even more exciting things! — and pouncing on little kiddies who are sitting in the sand. They’re so deliciously pounce-able!

I love all of those things so much that I don’t even mind when sometimes I get sand in my eyes. No biggie. 

Nevermind my slightly dirty face. Nevermind my droopy jowls. This is about the message I’m sending … straight to your heart. In wink form. 

Nevermind my slightly dirty face. Nevermind my droopy jowls. This is about the message I’m sending … straight to your heart. In wink form. 

… I forgive her for not sharing her cookie.

… Mostly …

… I forgive her for not sharing her cookie.

… Mostly …

No words necessary down here. I’ve said everything that needs saying. But you just go on ahead and finish that whoooole cookie and don’t even feel like a jerkface about it. Hmph.

No words necessary down here. I’ve said everything that needs saying. But you just go on ahead and finish that whoooole cookie and don’t even feel like a jerkface about it. Hmph.

Yesterday was the best day of my life, guys!
Let me tell you what happened. 
Lady Person was running around and doing all sorts of things and making dinner, and she fed me. I snarfed that kibble up so fast, because everybody knows that’s how you eat kibble. And then, a little while later, Dude Person was like, “Hey, did you feed Fergus?” And — wait for it — Lady Person said, “No, can you feed him?”
Up until the moment the kibble hit the bowl, I was waiting for her to remember that I’d already had first dinner. To stop Dude Person from serving up my second dinner. But she didn’t. And I snarfed that kibble up just as fast as I snarfed up the first dinner — because … you know why! 
Like I said — best day of my life!! I’m basically walking on sunshine. SUNSHINE guys!

Yesterday was the best day of my life, guys!

Let me tell you what happened. 

Lady Person was running around and doing all sorts of things and making dinner, and she fed me. I snarfed that kibble up so fast, because everybody knows that’s how you eat kibble. And then, a little while later, Dude Person was like, “Hey, did you feed Fergus?” And — wait for it — Lady Person said, “No, can you feed him?”

Up until the moment the kibble hit the bowl, I was waiting for her to remember that I’d already had first dinner. To stop Dude Person from serving up my second dinner. But she didn’t. And I snarfed that kibble up just as fast as I snarfed up the first dinner — because … you know why! 

Like I said — best day of my life!! I’m basically walking on sunshine. SUNSHINE guys!

LOVELY + FERGUS SLUMBER PARTY!!

LOVELY + FERGUS SLUMBER PARTY!!

Look … I’m here for you. 
Here. Like … here on the couch. Like … whenever you want to sit down already and get our cuddle on, you’re going to find me right here … on the couch … waiting. 
Because … I’m here for you. Right. Here. 

Look … I’m here for you. 

Here. Like … here on the couch. Like … whenever you want to sit down already and get our cuddle on, you’re going to find me right here … on the couch … waiting. 

Because … I’m here for you. Right. Here.